Wednesday

08:37 First queue of the day: the paddington station holding area. So there is cattle at the festival #Glasto http://t.co/3iOMIJl

09:30 Beer o’clock! http://t.co/hjnabzG

12:03 On bus to the site. Almost there!!! http://t.co/1Oqmvvx

12:31 Huge queue at Ped gate A

13:30 Spotted: man with sledge full of beer. Clever.

15:30 @Maxjb in and pitched!

Thursday

12:34 Pyramid ale from the pub at the bottom of the hill by john peel. Sofas and reggae 45s. http://t.co/7nd2npw

14:07 “Q. Girls, why are you washing your wellies under the tap, they’ll just get mucky again. A. Oh but we want one clean welly day.” #wateraid?

15:30 Sat at the top of the park chilling with some life juice and watching the Green Police chasing the urinators. Why be anywhere else?

15:55 Mathar by Dave Pike.

16:03 Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People.

19:58 Fun fun fun sun sun sun… http://t.co/IwiJ5uw

23:06 Don’t know what’s going on. Just woken up. Massively disorientated. Apparently seeing Ms Dynamite. Have flag. Have hat. #glasto

23:15 – 00:00 | Ms. Dynamite | Wow!

00:08 Surreal moment: singing park life by blur in a dance village crush bottle neck.

00:16 Double espresso. Done.

00:23 Welly washing prick #glasto http://t.co/NNaqT1x

00:31 Alan! Dan! Bonno!

01:00 – 03:00 | Bizzy B | Glade Lounge

01:48 I’d chase that Shy FX bass line anywhere. Bad skool riddim. REWIND!!!

02:30 Live Glasto vlogging. That’s where I’m at. http://t.co/NJwH7mO

02:00 – 03:00 | Netsky | Wow!

02:58 I don’t like cricket. I love it. #netsky #glasto

03:00 – 04:00 | Propoganda DJs | Heds Party 1

03:33 Every body needs a bosom for a pillow. #glasto 

04:02 Mixing frequencies between east and west silent discos. That’s what you call mash-up!!!

Friday

11:45 The apocalypse is coming by 4pm today http://t.co/cK1Rg2N

12:05 – 13:00 | Metronomy | The Pyramid Stage

12:35 Hmmm. Not convinced these acoustics are working for metronomy. But the Pyramid is sounding nice and loud this year 🙂

12:36 Ooo! @HarryGarne http://t.co/M0E8pZJ

12:54 Doing the flag pole solar panel boogie.

13:30 – 14:30 | Two Door Cinema Club | The Pyramid Stage

15:09 Eugh. Rain. It’s diluting my pint.

16:10 – 17:05 | The Wombats | The Other Stage

16:50 – 17:40 | Darwin Deez | John Peel Stage

17:28 A little bit of Darwin Deez before a kip and a brew. Will hopefully be shorter than yesterday’s 3 hour cider-coma.

19:11 Time for a proper brew. http://t.co/iAt2rOF

19:30 – 20:30 | The Coral | John Peel Stage

19:51 What will become of Simon Diamond?

20:08 @HarryGarne @Maxjb @MissReidy Happy Glasto!

20:22 BBC forecasts 25 degrees for Sunday. SCORCHIO! Of course they also forecast heavy rain at 4pm which (thankfully) didn’t happen.

20:31 @Jambamkin getting lots of praise on the usefulness of the flag. Big up to your 15 year old self. Top work mate.

20:37 I just used #Shazam to discover The Freaks by DJ Deeon. http://shz.am/t53518412

20:45 – 22:00 | Mumford & Sons | The Other Stage

21:01 The crowd are so up for Mumford and Sons. LOUD!

21:30 Pair of thumbs. With @Maxjb. God I fucking love music.

21:42 With shivers at the wombats and the coral. And almost in tears at Mumford and Sons. I think I’ve found my calling. Save music.

21:30 – 23:00 | Erol Alkan | Oxlyers in West

22:48 Pacha On Acid by Afrojack.

22:51 Gecko by Mr Blink.

22:57 Lemonade by Boys Noize & Erol Alkan.

23:00 – 00:30 | Annie Mac | Oxlyers in West

23:17 And we continue…. #essentialmix @erolalkan @anniemac

23:46 What Can You Do For Me (Drumsound & Bassline Smith Mix) by Doorly Vs. Utah Saints.

23:50 Awooga by Calvin Harris.

23:56 Knas by Steve Angello.

01:30 – 03:00 | Erol Alkan | The Beat Hotel

01:32 Erol!?

01:35 It’s only EROL fucking ALKAN

01:42 I’d recognise that bongo anywhere @erolalkan. #shareef don’t like it!#

01:49 Damn you @erolalkan and your White labels. #Shazam

02:09 That’s The Kind Of Love I’ve Got For You (12″ Extended Mix) by Dusty Springfield.

02:16 Shazaming battery to death. I blame @erolalkan

02:34 Never Stop (Erol Alkan Rework) by Chilly Gonzales.

02:49 @erolalkan Cars! Bomb!

02:52 Lemonade by Boys Noize & Erol Alkan.

Saturday

13:05 – 13:50 | Yuck | John Peel Stage

15:29 Nice to bump into @HarryGarne at Yuck! earlier. I think Cath appreciated the face paint more than he did though 🙂

16:00 – 16:40 | Patrick Wolf | Oxlyers in West

16:23 Watching Patrick Wolf- keys, harp and fiddle so far.., #multi-instrumentalism.

16:00 – 16:40 | Patrick Wolf | Oxlyers in West

17:17 The calm before the captain dread storm: red stripe, camping chair, John Peel stage, war paint. http://t.co/JliHWz3

18:00 – 19:00 | Dreadzone | Oxlyers in West

19:30 – 20:30 | Friendly Fires | The Other Stage

22:30 – 23:45 | Chemical Brothers | The Other Stage

22:56 “Just remember to fall in love. there’s nothing else.” No truer a word spoken Ed and Tom.

00:03 Like a mosaic of tracks, a tapestry of sounds. Possibly topped their 2000 appearance. Well played Tom and Ed.

01:14 New Shangri-la setup = fuckup #unhappyglastotweet 🙁 @GlastoFest

01:17 @GlastoFest “put your flags down”???!! It’s hard enough for my friends to follow me as it is. Shangri-la mess.

01:18 Crowd making light on @GlastoFest Shangri-la balls up with acapella of bohemian rapsody.

01:21 Shangri-la queuing system Hilsborough in all but name. Can you tell I’m pissed off yet?

01:45 – 03:00 | Orbital DJ Set | Arcadia

03:00 – 04:00 | The Trojans | Rocket Lounge

04:17 Stumbling back with the old man.

Sunday

10:47 It is HOT! Hoping the mud solidifies before midday and skip the welly losing stage. http://t.co/FJmWVtj

14:17 Will hopefully catch all of The Joy Formidable today. That said, they’re running late :s http://t.co/39bCFCq

14:00 – 14:45 | The Joy Formidable | John Peel Stage

14:55 Jumping as hard as I can for @joyformidable despite steel toed boots and VERY sticky mud #glasto

16:00 – 17:00 | Bombay Bicycle Club | The Other Stage

16:30 – 17:15 | Everything Everything | John Peel Stage

20:10 At what stage did any one think it was a good idea to design an ATM in Comic Sans?

22:00 – 23:15 | Queens of the Stone Age | The Other Stage

22:03 Oh go on then, 20 minutes of QOTSA…

22:12 Cider. Check. Double Espresso. Check. Doughnut. Check. Skittles . Check.

22:49 Really sad news: only “gold” wrist band holders allowed into Shangri La at 22:45 by railway. Money pays @GlastoFest ? @emilyeavis

23:05 @GlastoFest @emilyeavis Baaaaa

00:00 – 00:45 | Spider | Arcadia

02:00 – 03:30 | Secret Headliner | Campo Pequeno

04:29 Still going strong.

04:00 – 04:30 | Molotov Jukebox | Club Dada

05:13 Time for a nice brew.

05:40 That’s amazing. A Mr Whippy at half five in the morning.

Monday

16:02 Queued with a bunch of 18 year old girls at Castle Cary, “were Ant and Dec in Grange Hill?”

16:11 Rammed commuter train, people sat on bags in aisles. Looking forward to getting into London for the evening rush hour.