Wednesday 23 June
6:10 AM Eugh. Early.
9:28 AM Bumped into Hendry at the services. Probably the last i’ll see of her all weekend…
9:51 AM Queueing off the M5, its like glasto of old. 5 hours 10 mins till kick off.
11:56 AM Beer o clock.
12:20 PM Definitely considering sacking off the queue for the nearest pub with a tv.
12:38 PM I don’t mine spending time in the traffic queue. Its just when there’s people i know who left later and got further that i get annoyed.
1:25 PM M5 #fail #glasto
2:04 PM Fuck. 9 miles away.
2:19 PM Queueing: 5 and a half hours. Time till KO: 45 mins.
2:58 PM Retreated to the last pub before glasto
3:25 PM That, was liquid football.
It turns out I did see Hendry later that day.
Thursday 24 June
1:33 PM Glade bar now does herbal shisha!
7:16 PM This is beautiful. #glasto
10:30 PM – 11:30 PM | 3 Daft Monkeys | Avalon Cafe
11:09 PM Why hasn’t anyone done dubstep folk?
Friday 25 June
1:50 PM – 2:40 PM | The Stranglers | Other Stage
7:30 PM – 8:30 PM | Mumford & Sons | John Peel Tent
8:14 PM Binging on fruit pastilles after an over long evening nap.
8:45 PM – 9:45 PM | Hot Chip | Other Stage
9:02 PM How can such a bunch of geeky looking brits sound so good? #hotchip
10:07 PM Small world syndrome.Lasses from borrowash that know james gent.
11:15 PM – 12:15 AM | The XX | The Park
11:41 PM xx
11:56 PM I think you need a girlfriend to really appreciate the xx live.
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1:00 AM – 2:00 AM | Annie Mac | The Hub
3:00 AM – 4:00 AM | Skream | The Hub
Saturday 26 June
5:00 PM – 6:00 PM | The Dead Weather | Pyramid Stage
5:17 PM Glad to hear the pyramid stage is back to full strength
8:17 PM I’m looking forward to my double dose of dreadzone tonight!
8:30 PM – 9:20 PM | Editors | Other Stage
8:33 PM Favourite flag so far- ‘clunge’
8:56 PM Are you ready for dread pon sound!
9:00 PM – 10:10 PM | Dreadzone | The Glade
10:15 PM – 11:45 PM | Muse | Pyramid Stage
10:46 PM Muse
11:05 PM First headliners i’ve watched on the pyramid stage for a LONG time.
11:16 PM Is it not fucking crazy but brilliant that 100k people are brought to one place at one time for the sake of music?
11:46 PM Where the streets have no name . #muse #u2
1:00 AM – 2:00 AM | DJ Doorly | The Rabbit Hole
1:49 AM Waiting for second dose of dreadzone. Dad getting crash course in dubstep.
2:00 AM – 3:00 AM | Dreadzone | The Rabbit Hole
3:26 AM Just seen security nab some thieving little scally bastard.
4:00 AM Crowdsurfing in the telecorp lost luggage dept
Sunday 27 June
3:00 PM Watching england
3:33 PM Should have watched the temper trap.
3:50 PM “goal line technology” soon to be trending on twitter.
7:19 PM Has adopted centre stage for faithless this evening. Since when was there a barrier before the front?
7:29 PM People have camping chairs in the goods circle #hardcorefestivalfail
8:00 PM – 9:00 PM | Faithless | Pyramid Stage
10:00 PM – 11:30 PM | Orbital | Other Stage
10:22 PM Its been 6 years but orbital are back on the other stage with avengence. 25 mins in. No break.
10:35 PM Oh my. Dnb remix of satan dropped live by orbital.
10:41 PM Orbital bringing their 04 set up to date with some genre hopping. Respect.
11:18 PM If orbital drop a dubstep version of the box i will wet my pants.
11:21 PM Dr who cameo orbital glasto
11:30 PM – 12:00 AM | The Levellers | Glade Stage
12:49 AM Silent dubstep. #filth
1:00 AM – 2:30 AM | Silent Disco DJ’s | Silent Disco
Monday 29 June
1:25 PM Hmmm. No breakfast, queue moving quickly past fast food vans. Should have made a pack up.
1:54 PM I don’t think i’ve ever waited for a buffet cart announcement with such anticipation.
5:04 PM Yay! Rush hour!
6:18 PM It took all of 5 mins at rush hour on our wonderful underground public transport network to transform me back to an angry londoner. Sigh.